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Oh, it's not my depart- ment

Jasper Carrott

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Uuuuggggh- hhhhhhhh- hhhhhhhhh

Nick Rhead

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Award winning best man speech

Edd Hobday's critically acclaimed best man speech wins award for longest speech of the day.


Top hat

Purple was the colour, and David Stacey complied with the dress code to the letter as seen sporting his hat for the special occasion.

Dave finds true love

On his wedding day Dave Hobday finds true love, The Lichfield Times provides exclusive photos of him and his new found love.


Best Man's best advice

Best Man Edd Hobday offers his advice to the groom on his wedding day and demonstrates the power of his 'Wife Enforcer'.

Poltergiest Blues

Nick Rhead, the chunky chunder chumpion, had a narrow brush with an evil spirit whilst visiting the bathroom of Edd Hobday's house. He complained of the lights flashing off and on, and of locked doors opening on their own accord.


Tabasco Revenge

Karma prevailed, Tabasco style, as Keith Hobday, father of the Stag and the best man, successfully poured a considerable quantity of the hot and spicy condiment into Edd's glass of water, from which later in the meal he proceeded to take 2 large gulps before noticing anything was amiss.

Mop Attack

Dave Hobday was viciously attacked with a mop over his stag weekend. Eyewitness reports claim he was lured into a bathroom wherein a mop was plunged into his face.

Mop attack

Wii bowling and golf

Collingwood and Stacey

Mr Collingwood and Mr Stacey prepare to do battle in Wii bowling

Round-up of results from the day's clay pigeon shooting

Clear winner in the individual competition, but a breathtaking finish to the pairs event with just a single point seperating the top 3 pairs.


50% drop out in trapeze

Half the field who had entered for the trapeze on Sunday failed to complete the event, leaving 4 contestents sharing the gold.

Death By Chocolate Muffin

Serves 8

Ingredients:

  • 250g Dairy Milk chocolate
  • 200g Galaxy chocolate
  • 200g milk cooking chocolate
  • 50g cocoa powder
  • 250ml full fat milk
  • 100g butter
  • 1kg assorted chocolate for chipping

Melt the chocolate in a pan, along with the butter and milk.

Mix in the remaining ingredients.

Dish up into cupcake holders and cook at 200C for 20 mins.

Chocolate Muffins

Serve with beer, and sit back and enjoy National Treasure