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Expert Photography

We ask our best dressed guest photographer how to share his secret of taking the perfect closeup.


Best Dressed Tricenarian

The results of this years 'Best dressed tricenarian' competition are due to be announced soon. With David Hobday having just become eligible for this contest expectations are high.

A Study In Scarlet

David Hobday study

Dave Hobday decks out his new study.

Mop Attack

Mop attack

Dave Hobday was viciously attacked with a mop over his stag weekend. Eyewitness reports claim he was lured into a bathroom wherein a mop was plunged into his face.

50% drop out in trapeze

Half the field who had entered for the trapeze on Sunday failed to complete the event, leaving 4 contestents sharing the gold.


Tabasco Revenge

Karma prevailed, Tabasco style, as Keith Hobday, father of the Stag and the best man, successfully poured a considerable quantity of the hot and spicy condiment into Edd's glass of water, from which later in the meal he proceeded to take 2 large gulps before noticing anything was amiss.

And Another 30...

David Hobday mystery portrait

An exclusive look at how Dave Hobday will appear in another 30 years, when he turns 60.

Streets decked with bunting

The streets of the nation are adorned with flags today in celebration of the birthday of David Hobday.


Handy Hobday in your pocket

Dave Hobday explains how his invention of the Handy Hobday brought about a fashion revolution and changed his life forever.

30 Year Old Birthday Cake

Serves 30

Ingredients:

  • 30 year old cognac
  • 1 sponge cake (not 30 years old)
  • 500g Dairy Milk
  • Bunch of marshmallows on little sticks
  • Inedible "30" sign

Steep sponge cake in cognac overnight.

Coat with chocolate icing.

Decorate with little marshmallows on pointy sticks.

Birthday Cake