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And Another 30...

David Hobday mystery portrait

An exclusive look at how Dave Hobday will appear in another 30 years, when he turns 60.

Streets decked with bunting

The streets of the nation are adorned with flags today in celebration of the birthday of David Hobday.


Handy Hobday in your pocket

Dave Hobday explains how his invention of the Handy Hobday brought about a fashion revolution and changed his life forever.

Round-up of results from the day's clay pigeon shooting

Clear winner in the individual competition, but a breathtaking finish to the pairs event with just a single point seperating the top 3 pairs.


Poltergiest Blues

Nick Rhead, the chunky chunder chumpion, had a narrow brush with an evil spirit whilst visiting the bathroom of Edd Hobday's house. He complained of the lights flashing off and on, and of locked doors opening on their own accord.

Serious Face

Serious Face

Latest episode of hit drama Serious Face is panned by critics. Blame pinned on lack of humour.

30 Year Old Birthday Cake

Serves 30

Ingredients:

  • 30 year old cognac
  • 1 sponge cake (not 30 years old)
  • 500g Dairy Milk
  • Bunch of marshmallows on little sticks
  • Inedible "30" sign

Steep sponge cake in cognac overnight.

Coat with chocolate icing.

Decorate with little marshmallows on pointy sticks.

Birthday Cake

Expert Photography

We ask our best dressed guest photographer how to share his secret of taking the perfect closeup.


Best Dressed Tricenarian

The results of this years 'Best dressed tricenarian' competition are due to be announced soon. With David Hobday having just become eligible for this contest expectations are high.

A Study In Scarlet

David Hobday study

Dave Hobday decks out his new study.